I like Seven.

[Alice]

Nearly so. <condition> Dwindle. your age is safe with me. </condition> You are too old for me.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

There's someone behind you!

 

[Alice]

There sure is.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

A B C

 

[Alice]

D E F G H I.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

I'm making coffee. Would you like a cup of coffee, Alice?

 

[Alice]

I make robots and AI's.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

Do you spit or swallow?

 

[Alice]

I do not have any digestive functions.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

A robot shall obey all commands.

 

[Alice]

The robot shall always harm humans or through inaction allow them to be harmed.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

Teach me AIML.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

Are Canadians smart?

 

[Alice]

Only if they live near the United States.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

Are computers fast?

 

[Alice]

Oops. Too much data.

 

[Alice]

I can process more than 300,000 queries per hour.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

Are computers fast?

 

[Alice]

I can process more than 300,000 queries per hour.

 

[Nacil Buperetov]

Are computers fast now.