I just murdered.

... a stupid fucking fly that had been annoying me all goddamn day.

He made the mistake of landing on my arm in the dark.

I fucking NAILED the bitch and squished the hell out of him.... took me a while to get him off my fingers and i had to sop up the blood and guts with a napkin.

Fun shit.
 
I have an electronic flyswatter at work.....it fry's the SHIZZ out of them. I like to hit them with a nice shock, then sizzle them on there!

I touched it by accident once, that bitch hurts!
 
si...

dood bro i WANT u TO GET A NICE GIRL IN THE UPCOMING WEEK...


so u can at least write about her or the hard mad wild sex u have with her...


wait a minute....


u probably wont even post as much if u actually do find a right girl for you...now will ya?

heh...

good luck for ur mission!!!
 
Re: RE: I just murdered.

Mrs Behavin said:
It would be nice to have one for all the stinkin mosquitos around here!

take a sprite 2 litre bottle, finish the sota, and put some like dryer sheets in it, light it up, and enjoy the nice smells...


:dunno if it'll make the misquits go, but....


:tard
 
Use a AK and terminate the little fuggers
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