PoopaSwoof
Doddering Old Poop
I am sure that many of us have prayed to Ralph the Toilet God at some time in our lives before but this is a new one to me.
The flooring company that I work for got a call from one of the builders we work for today and I have been dispatched to touch up some grout tomorrow. Nothing really new there except I usually let our subcontractors do this sort of thing. So I asked "Why me?"
My dispatcher informed me that the builder is having some problems with the home buyer and they need my skills, wit and charm. I ask what the problem is and he goes on to tell me that the buyer is upset that somebody defecated in her toilet in her brand new home, She stated that she is Wiccan and this horrible act has brought "Dark Energy" onto her home and cannot buy it as it is. We both laughed and I said OK and hung up.
I just had to share this little gem with my Pagan wife(MoonOwl). After we laughed about it, she suggested that I take some of her MoonOwls MajicWater(yes it's real) with me tomorrow. One for the offending toilet and one for the home buyer along with MoonOwl's blessing.
The shit you have to do sometimes.......:willy_nilly:
The flooring company that I work for got a call from one of the builders we work for today and I have been dispatched to touch up some grout tomorrow. Nothing really new there except I usually let our subcontractors do this sort of thing. So I asked "Why me?"
My dispatcher informed me that the builder is having some problems with the home buyer and they need my skills, wit and charm. I ask what the problem is and he goes on to tell me that the buyer is upset that somebody defecated in her toilet in her brand new home, She stated that she is Wiccan and this horrible act has brought "Dark Energy" onto her home and cannot buy it as it is. We both laughed and I said OK and hung up.
I just had to share this little gem with my Pagan wife(MoonOwl). After we laughed about it, she suggested that I take some of her MoonOwls MajicWater(yes it's real) with me tomorrow. One for the offending toilet and one for the home buyer along with MoonOwl's blessing.
The shit you have to do sometimes.......:willy_nilly:
