I have never...

[TenaciousDave]

I have never fucked a ten but one night I fucked five twos. :unsure:

 

[fandangodavis]

I have never drink and smoking.

 

[Siphorous]

I have never learned to 'doggy paddle'. I can swim - but I have to keep going or I will sink.
I have never ever stopped tearing the fatty bits off bacon before scoffing. That's not bacon, that's fat.
I have never ever been so ready to hurl after seeing some of the things on Andrew Zimmern's Bizarre foods. Ugh.

 

[HK]

I have never not eaten the fat off bacon

 

[freakofnature]

I have never won a photography competition.

 

[Zorak]

I have never won any amount of money on the lottery for myself.

 

[Abcinthia]

I love the fatty bits on bacon. I love it when they get really crispy and oh it's just heaven.

I have never been to the seaside with a boyfriend. I've gone with friends. I've gone with relatives. But I've never ever gone with someone I've been dating.

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

I've never been to the seaside with a boyfriend either....

 

[freakofnature]

I've never been to the seaside with a boyfriend either....

:homo:

 

[satinbutterfly]

I have never not thought having a one and a half foot tall elephant as a pet wouldn't be all kinds of awesome.

 

[jassilem]

I have never ate escargot.

 

[Darrell]

Had one ring to rule them all.

 

[rback33]

I have never been skydiving.

 

[TenaciousDave]

I have never counted to potato.

 

[Abcinthia]

I have never counted to potato.

But that's my favourite number!

 

[TenaciousDave]

But that's my favourite number!

 

[dancingpotato]

I have never driven an automatic.

 

[Kyle B]

I have never driven an automatic.

The cool kids drive automatic.

 

[dancingpotato]

The cool kids drive automatic.

We don't really have automatic here, plus I never wanted to be a cool kid. They were all up themselves and anorexic.

 

[jassilem]

I have never driven across country.