I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing boobs

[Mrs Behavin]

pick the month you were born in


1----I slapped
2----I ran away with
3----I molested
4----I destroyed
5----I enjoyed a tasty
6----I really like
7----I have fantasies about
8----I fondled
9----I cuddled with
10---I threw
11---I had sex with
12---I ran headfirst into


Pick the day (number) you were born on


01------a hottie
02------a homosexual
03------an Easter egg
04------a pine tree
05------an A&F model
06------a toothbrush
07------Britney Spears
08------a herpes infested prostitute
09------a blind man wearing sunglasses
10------a cucumber
11------a chocobo
12------a box of chocolates
13------your mom
14------Ryan Gosling
15------an overweight Asian woman
16------a car air freshener
17------a dryer
18------a lesbian
19------a swing at the park
20------an orange
21------a bag of weed
22------a glass bowl
23------a whore
24------a pickle
25------a hamburger
26------a thanksgiving turkey
27------a homeless guy
28------a bottle of jager
29------a Mexican
30------Paris Hilton
31------a condom



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing


White--- Because I’m pregnant
Black----Because I do what I want
Pink-----Because I have amazing boobs
Red-----Because I love the ganja
Blue----Because that’s how I roll
Green----Because I’m in love
Purple----Because I am dying
Gray-----Because I was wasted
Other-----Because I can… bitch
Polka Dot-----Because I was drugged

 

[Haus]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

I cuddled with a hottie Because that’s how I roll :cool

 

[Tazzy]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

I destroyed a lesbian cause i am dying ???? :dunno :dunno

 

[BooFetus]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

I cuddled with a box of chocolates because I'm pregnant.

 

[Legoman]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

"I fondled Ryan Gosling because I'm pregnant"

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

[Rusteh]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

i destroyed an orange because i was wasted

 

[Sim]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

I molested a hottie because I can...bitch!

his:

I molested a lesbian because I do what I want!

 

[hhayes]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

I enjoy a herpes infested prostitute because I was wasted



eekkkkk!!!!

 

[Mrs Behavin]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

:funnah :funnah :funnah Thats just gross!

 

[hhayes]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

no shit right! i almost kept it to myself :lol

 

[Rusteh]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

mrs. b...can i be your pickle


i feel sorry for that orange i destroyed :tard :booze

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Re: RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazi

mrs. b...can i be your pickle


i feel sorry for that orange i destroyed :tard :booze

Just tonight only though, then after that your gonna have to find ya another orange. :rofl :rofl :rofl

 

[Rusteh]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

lol...i need to quit getting waisted apparently

 

[hhayes]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

are you wasted rusteh?

 

[Rusteh]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

apparently because i'm wearing a grey shirt....damn alcoholic grey shirts



hehe nah i'm trying to avoid alcohol for the remainder of the week....way to much beer these past few weeks

 

[Legoman]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

You know Mrs. B, when I first read the title of this thread - I thought you were really serious!

 

[Rusteh]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

well the second half of the statement i'm sure is true

 

[Legoman]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

Well since you've already called it a statement, then it's definitely true :lol

 

[lemon]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

i slapped britney spears because i do what i want.

 

[sharpies]

RE: I have fantasies about a pickle because I have amazing b

I ran away with a chocobo because that’s how I roll.

Ok but what the hell is a Chocobo??

Allan