I have become my grandfather.

[AUFred]

When I was a kid when I would help him doing chores or projects at some point he was going to hurt himself or cut himself and get blood on whatever the project was. Lately I have had the same issue. I seem to always skin a knuckle or get hurt where I end up with a bandage afterward.

 

[Zorak]

Disappointed this isn't a thread about time travel mistakes.

 

[Kyle B]

Don't use table saws. Those things are scary dangerous.

 

[AUFred]

last week it was a waterhose rack that got me.
Tthis week it was a porch light that cut me.

 

[CityGirl]

The thread title reminds me of this song
[video=youtube;eYlJH81dSiw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw[/video]

Oh, many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter
Though it really brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

This little baby then became
A brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
Then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
WHo of course is my step-mother

Chorus
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
Oh, I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife
She's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother
Then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandma
I am my own grandpa

[chorus]
​

 

[PoopaSwoof]

I hear ya Fred.
Today I hit my hand with a hammer.
Still hurts.

 

[Codrus]

Disappointed this isn't a thread about time travel mistakes.

:24:...repped :thumbup

 

[Dana]

I hope I don't become my grandfather. I love the guy but he's not the model grandfather these days. I hardly hear from him. last time I heard from him was my 31st birthday and we were kinda shocked. I was in my moms apartment when he called my cellphone.

 

[Peter Parka]

I thought this was going to be a thread about paedo pellets (sorry, I mean murray mints) lol

 

[Boomerang]

Blood? *passes out*