I Hate My Mum's Texts

[Peter Parka]

She tries to use abbreviations ect but dosen't quite get it, just had this one -

Just cum in picked loads berries. Pulled beetroot as well. Going for shower now luv mum

:yuk:willy_nilly::yuk:willy_nilly:

 

[rback33]

LMAO my mom gets pissed when I text her because she has to pay for each one.... my dad texts a lot so they have it on his line, but not my mom's.... i refuse to call her and get stuck on the phone when I can tell her what I want to in a text

 

[AUDRAA]

lol Peter you should have her reread what she typed she maybe will be embarassed, or will it fly right over her head?

 

[Peter Parka]

lol Peter you should have her reread what she typed she maybe will be embarassed, or will it fly right over her head?

Probably fly right over her head, she is so innocent. I swear sometimes I wonder how I was concieved! :willy_nilly:

 

[tutter]

Wtf... yeah parents shouldn't be allowed to text.
I'm luck my mom never texts

 

[sexysadie]

:24::24::24:

 

[Defiant Tuesday]

She tries to use abbreviations ect but dosen't quite get it, just had this one -

Just cum in picked loads berries. Pulled beetroot as well. Going for shower now luv mum

:yuk:willy_nilly::yuk:willy_nilly:

LOL! Awww....

 

[Darrell]

She tries to use abbreviations ect but dosen't quite get it, just had this one -

Just cum in picked loads berries. Pulled beetroot as well. Going for shower now luv mum

:yuk:willy_nilly::yuk:willy_nilly:

Hey, Mom's gotta cum to ya know. :24: :24:

:jk :jk

 

[Natasha]

I absolutely HATE when people abbreviate "come" as "cum." It's just..........gross.

 

[Darrell]

I absolutely HATE when people abbreviate "come" as "cum." It's just..........gross.

Hey Tash. How about I cum over and fill your mouth?




















With some pizza?

 

[Natasha]

Hey Tash. How about I cum over and fill your mouth?




















With some pizza?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!! LOL

 

[Darrell]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Lol

:24:

:d

 

[Mystic]

She tries to use abbreviations ect but dosen't quite get it, just had this one -

Just cum in picked loads berries. Pulled beetroot as well. Going for shower now luv mum

:yuk:willy_nilly::yuk:willy_nilly:

:24::24::24::24::24::24: omg thats priceless!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[antilles]

LMAO my mom gets pissed when I text her because she has to pay for each one.... my dad texts a lot so they have it on his line, but not my mom's.... i refuse to call her and get stuck on the phone when I can tell her what I want to in a text

my mom used to text me from the bottom of the stairs and i'd tell her DONT DO THAT, they cost me a dime a piece. especially when all you had to do is call or yell. then i moved out of the state and got unlimited texting. so i texted her ass off and she'd complain about how much they cost her. payback's a bitch.