I got laid last night.

[TheOriginalJames]

Yay! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Look! It's a flush!

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Oh lord, LMAO! Sooo many people got repped for this thread.

 

[White2000GT]

I never said yall did.

This thread was made out of boredom. I'll go as far as saying that I get laid more often and by much prettier girls than any guy on this forum. Stuck up arrogant jackass you say? Maybe, but I'm young and I'm living life to a degree of satisfaction that I feel many people will never have the pleasure of.

Hahahhahahahahahahahahha!!! Oh man, suddenly my life seems so meaningless compared to yours! I think I'll go jump off a bridge now! I'll never get laid by any pretty girls and I'll never have the pleasure of living a life with any degree of satisfaction! Hahahahahahahahahaha!! Oh man thanks! I needed that laugh!

 

[Eridanus]

Oh yes. In a jacuzzi and then in a shower.

That isn't a common occurrence for you? Wow, you're deprived. :tongue:

 

[UncleBacon]

Oh lord, LMAO! Sooo many people got repped for this thread.

I didn't WTF

 

[Peter Parka]

I never said yall did.

This thread was made out of boredom. I'll go as far as saying that I get laid more often and by much prettier girls than any guy on this forum. Stuck up arrogant jackass you say? Maybe, but I'm young and I'm living life to a degree of satisfaction that I feel many people will never have the pleasure of.

Er no, disagree with you there. If I got repped every time I got laid I'd be up to about a zillion points now. I get it so often that I really don't need to make threads on forums boasting about it!:tongue:

 

[White2000GT]

That isn't a common occurrence for you? Wow, you're deprived. :tongue:

Fo sheezy! I remember the first time I had sex in the shower. Now, the 60th or 100th time... not so much.

 

[Specialized]

Hahahhahahahahahahahahha!!! Oh man, suddenly my life seems so meaningless compared to yours! I think I'll go jump off a bridge now! I'll never get laid by any pretty girls and I'll never have the pleasure of living a life with any degree of satisfaction! Hahahahahahahahahaha!! Oh man thanks! I needed that laugh!

No problem. And you won't be having sex with gorgeous girls like I do. And you probably won't live your life to the degree of satisfaction that I am. I wasn't trying to rub in the fact that I'm wealthy and can do pretty much any and everything when I want to. My options are almost without limit. Most every girl is not out of reach. I've been very lucky to have to the life I've had thus far. You though, have to be an asshole and mock me. 3000GT, I really don't care to much what you think of me and how you post towards me. You made this post obviously with the intent to be a smartass. But when it boils down to it, I am probably right. I bang much hotter girls. I have a lot more money than you. I live a wonderful life. So laugh it up dumbass, but just know you're not the only one laughing.

That isn't a common occurrence for you? Wow, you're deprived. :tongue:

I'm not deprived. At all. I usually don't get the chance to be with someone like that. I have company over so often it's like I never have time alone. My letting you know it happened like that doesn't mean it never happens.

Er no, disagree with you there. If I got repped every time I got laid I'd be up to about a zillion points now. I get it so often that I really don't need to make threads on forums boasting about it!:tongue:

I believe in quality over quantity.

 

[Bagel]

..umm..... can i cry now... please....?..... i didnt feel deprived until i saw this thread....thanks... *sniffle*

 

[lemon]

..umm..... can i cry now... please....?..... i didnt feel deprived until i saw this thread....thanks... *sniffle*

haha, your welcome

*grumbles at "...spread rep..."*

 

[Darkstar]

Id like to have sex with hot chics too! Oh ...wait...I have Jett.

 

[Veronica]

I wont get laid for a LONG time (by choice) so have fun.

 

[Darkstar]

V, invest in a BOB....does the job without all the bad side effects.

 

[Veronica]

Ill definally have to. I think Ill get a rabbit.

 

[Darkstar]

Oooh...i should get a rabbit too....

Great idea, boss!

 

[UncleBacon]

but a rabbit wont twist you around into different positions and hold you when its done

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Id like to have sex with hot chics too! Oh ...wait...I have Jett.

That's it!

*moves to Maryland*

 

[Veronica]

but a rabbit wont twist you around into different positions and hold you when its done

no.. but they wont break my heart...

 

[White2000GT]

No problem. And you won't be having sex with gorgeous girls like I do. And you probably won't live your life to the degree of satisfaction that I am. I wasn't trying to rub in the fact that I'm wealthy and can do pretty much any and everything when I want to. My options are almost without limit. Most every girl is not out of reach. I've been very lucky to have to the life I've had thus far. You though, have to be an asshole and mock me. 3000GT, I really don't care to much what you think of me and how you post towards me. You made this post obviously with the intent to be a smartass. But when it boils down to it, I am probably right. I bang much hotter girls. I have a lot more money than you. I live a wonderful life. So laugh it up dumbass, but just know you're not the only one laughing.

You say a lot for a guy who knows nothing about me. Your assumptions are laughable. Guess what? My life IS being lived with a degree of satisfaction that YOU will never know. And do you know why? Because everything I have in life I have earned! Nothing I have was given to me. I have worked my ass off and have served my country for 11 years. I save my hard earned money and invest it so that I can give my three kids something that my parents never gave me... money for college. You on the other hand was given your "wealth". I mock you because I don't pity you. I mock you because you live in some sort of fantasy world where you have put yourself on a pedestal and make yourself seem like you are so much better than everyone else here. Well guess what brother, you're not.
By the way, if you really don't care what I think about you or post towards you then why did you bother with a response?

 

[Specialized]

You say a lot for a guy who knows nothing about me. Your assumptions are laughable. Guess what? My life IS being lived with a degree of satisfaction that YOU will never know. And do you know why? Because everything I have in life I have earned! Nothing I have was given to me. I have worked my ass off and have served my country for 11 years. I save my hard earned money and invest it so that I can give my three kids something that my parents never gave me... money for college. You on the other hand was given your "wealth". I mock you because I don't pity you. I mock you because you live in some sort of fantasy world where you have put yourself on a pedestal and make yourself seem like you are so much better than everyone else here. Well guess what brother, you're not.
By the way, if you really don't care what I think about you or post towards you then why did you bother with a response?

Well, you're right. I don't know you. Congratulations on earning everything you have. It's an accomplishment many people are not strong enough to endure. It's not easy. Don't think for a second I haven't had my share of rough times. I haven't always been as fortunate as I am today. I know what it's like to work to help support a single mother and keep the lights on and a roof over our heads. If I could change things I'd give the money back for complete use of my hand in a second. Money isn't everything, but it has now opened up so many doors and I can't help but we wildly enthused with my current situation. I applaud you for your time in the service, it's because of people like you that I live the way I do. You help insure my safety as well as my families, thank you. You're right, I was "given" my wealth. That doesn't mean I didn't earn everything that was mine until that point. It's not like I got lucky one day and was awarded millions. I'm a kid who has to live the rest of his life with a disability. Although it's not a huge deal and it doesn't effect my being, it's still not a hard pill to swallow. I had a scholorship to play ball and life seemed ready for the taking. I am now unable to play sports like I did and I have to deal with it. Being financially secure doesn't take away from the fact that I too know what it is to struggle to keep my head above the water. I had a family that wouldn't have made it without my help before the accident. So, when you say "given" I like to say "earned." I don't hold myself on a high chair here GT. I don't see why making a thread about getting laid has caused such crap to be thrown in my direction. Hell, I'm even gettin -rep for it, whoo. I don't actually care what any of you say. I mean that as in it's not anything I'll take with me once I get off the computer. I do care, however, enough to reply back when I feel attacked.