I don't get it...

[GoldDust Woman]

Absolutely.

Thank you.


Shall I call you Daddy? :24:

 

[Darrell]

Shall I call you Daddy? :24:

Darrell will suffice. Thanks for asking though.

 

[Natasha]

*ahem* Who wants to be called daddy??? I'm drunk enough to do it right now, LMFAO

I saw all the reported posts, though, and locking it was the right decision. Good job, Darrell.

 

[Staci]

*ahem* Who wants to be called daddy??? I'm drunk enough to do it right now, LMFAO

I saw all the reported posts, though, and locking it was the right decision. Good job, Darrell.

your drunk?????????
sweet!

 

[Natasha]

your drunk?????????
sweet!

LMFAO...I can't feel my teeth. Only had 3 beers but I chugged some Absinthe, which I've never had before. I know I'm drunk b/c my cousin just asked if I'm okay, so I must be starting off into space like I normally do when drunk.

 

[HK]

Can you normally feel your teeth?!

 

[Staci]

LMFAO...I can't feel my teeth. Only had 3 beers but I chugged some Absinthe, which I've never had before. I know I'm drunk b/c my cousin just asked if I'm okay, so I must be starting off into space like I normally do when drunk.

why couldnt you get drunk when i was there?!?!?!?!?
oh wait....were you? hell maybe i dont remember
bwhahahahahaah

 

[GoldDust Woman]

*ahem* Who wants to be called daddy??? I'm drunk enough to do it right now, LMFAO

:24: I wish I had a "Daddy" candidate for you! Who knows, you just might get lucky tonight! :24:

 

[GoldDust Woman]

Can you normally feel your teeth?!

:ninja Is that a trick question?

 

[GoldDust Woman]

LMFAO...I can't feel my teeth. Only had 3 beers but I chugged some Absinthe, which I've never had before. I know I'm drunk b/c my cousin just asked if I'm okay, so I must be starting off into space like I normally do when drunk.

You. Chugged. It? :eek


Drink some water, girl!

 

[Darrell]

LMFAO...I can't feel my teeth. Only had 3 beers but I chugged some Absinthe, which I've never had before. I know I'm drunk b/c my cousin just asked if I'm okay, so I must be starting off into space like I normally do when drunk.

:wtf:

Why would you chug Absinthe??? You're supposed to drink that a very specific way, slotted spoon, cube of sugar, nice bottled water, etc.

If you are ever in my neck of the woods, stay out of my liquor cabinet, I don't want to see you pounding my bottle of JW Blue. :24:

 

[Natasha]

I'm beyond drunk. I know this because I just ate a sprinkle and didn't gag, LMFAO

 

[Darrell]

I'm beyond drunk. I know this because I just ate a sprinkle and didn't gag, LMFAO

I remember my first drink. :tooth

 

[Natasha]

:wtf:

Why would you chug Absinthe??? You're supposed to drink that a very specific way, slotted spoon, cube of sugar, nice bottled water, etc.

If you are ever in my neck of the woods, stay out of my liquor cabinet, I don't want to see you pounding my bottle of JW Blue. :24:

NOW you tell me!!! :24:

 

[Natasha]

I remember my first drink. :tooth

Shushhhhhh you!!!

 

[GoldDust Woman]

I'm beyond drunk. I know this because I just ate a sprinkle and didn't gag, LMFAO

You're not too drunk! No typo's yet!

A sprinkle? You gag on sprinkles?

Wait. Sprinkles of what? :24:

 

[Natasha]

Sprinkle sprinkles...like the shit they put on cupcakes. They' re the devil!!!

 

[GoldDust Woman]

Sprinkle sprinkles...like the shit they put on cupcakes. They' re the devil!!!

:24: Oh gawd, yer a mess!

 

[Natasha]

:24: Oh gawd, yer a mess!

You can ask V...I have that same opinion when sober. Who wants to eat something that looks like rat turds??? :yuk

 

[Darrell]

Sprinkle sprinkles...

You can't use a word to define itself.