I burnt my nuts!

[AUDRAA]

OK... so last week my gf's mom was changing the diaper of one of her other grandkids when my gf's daughter who is three noticed his penis and commented.... Mimi tells her that's his penis.... she says "oh a peanut!" mimi says "no, a penis. Boys have them, girls don't".... 10 minutes later she comes back..."Jeremy has a peanut"... my new family name is now peanut...



You fuckers can stop howling any time.... :24::24::24::24:

:24::24::24: I could so say something else but Ill refrain.....

 

[AUDRAA]

lets wait for a movie!:24:

now that I know I dont think I wanna see that movie :24: It would be short though

 

[rback33]

now that I know I dont think I wanna see that movie :24: It would be short though

:blowme::blowme::blowme:

 

[AUDRAA]

hahahahahahaha!!!

 

[rback33]

:24::24::24: I could so say something else but Ill refrain.....

:hey:ninja

 

[griz bear]

:hey:ninja

got another short story :24:

 

[AUDRAA]

*sings* found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peaaanut last night, last night I found a peanut, found a peanut last night...... hahahahahaha

 

[dany80]

im sure he has a few ha ha

 

[rback33]

I knew u bastards would love that story! I think I need a beer... and to text Hope and send hate mail...

 

[dany80]

I knew u bastards would love that story! I think I need a beer... and to text Hope and send hate mail...

TXT me all u want and if you send me ANY mail it better be naughty!

 

[Aries]

Jeremy>>>

 

[rback33]

Jeremy>>>

OMFG I owe u reps for that... I am howling over here...

 

[dany80]

ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Johnfromokc]

All this cuz Audraa burnt her nuts........:eek

































:24::laughat:

 

[NuckingFuts]

Im not even going to touch this one.

 

[Dana]

Im not even going to touch this one.

hmm ya cuz touching her nuts would be kinda sketchy :ninja

 

[StripedCat]

How many of you perverts just opened this because of the title? I know there were some and shame on you!! :willy_nilly:

:24: Yes, I admit.
But I wasn't sure whether in English you call them 'nuts', too.

 

[Maulds]

How many of you perverts just opened this because of the title? I know there were some and shame on you!! :willy_nilly:

Not I, I thought of Yosemite Sam