I burned myself

[Mrs Behavin]

I was eating a Hot Pocket and was laying on the couch while I was eating it and some of the cheese dripped out of it and landed on my collar bone and the cheese was HOT! Now it burns like a mofo where the cheese fell on me.
Yeah I know, Im retarted its all my fault

 

[Maulds]

That story turned me on. Thank you.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

That story turned me on. Thank you.

:24: what? Your nuts

 

[Maulds]

Enough about my nuts, stay focused.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Enough about my nuts, stay focused.

Im tryin to stay focused on this thing thats burning me like no other but ya know when you have a picture like that as your avatar sometimes its hard to stay focused

 

[Maulds]

Yeah I know, that leg wound is nasty. I have a freakin wicked scar there now.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Yeah I know, that leg wound is nasty. I have a freakin wicked scar there now.

well I wasnt exactly talking about the leg wound/scar :ninja

Im sure a majority of the females here will back me up in what Im referring to

 

[SRC]

I burned my tongue on green beans .. burns HURT!

 

[Maulds]

Whats with you ladies getting burnt by your food tonight?

 

[SRC]

mine wasn't tonight LOL .. it was 3 days ago, still hurts though .. my tongue huuurts

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Now this is gonna sound so sexy.......I got a glob of mustard on the burn. lol

 

[Ria]

Well, I didn't get burned with my food, I had some chocolate though and it fell.................................................................................................

 

[Maulds]

Mustard helping any?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Mustard helping any?

heck no the fool that told me it would work lied to me. Now I just smell like mustard....geez :cool

 

[Mase]

I lit my hand on fire...ouch.

 

[redsMULLT1]

I was eating a Hot Pocket and was laying on the couch while I was eating it and some of the cheese dripped out of it and landed on my collar bone and the cheese was HOT! Now it burns like a mofo where the cheese fell on me.
Yeah I know, Im retarted its all my fault

WTF was the hot pocket doing near your collar bone? :wtf: And why was it like the temperature of the freakin sun?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

WTF was the hot pocket doing near your collar bone? :wtf: And why was it like the temperature of the freakin sun?

:24: I was laying on the couch kinda propped up against a pillow and I guess the way I had it held thats where the cheese dripped.
I should have let it cool down some more before I attempted to eat it :unsure:

 

[Elle]

Anything stuffed is lethal!

 

[schbusdrvr]

Hot cheese is evil...even though it tastes sooo good. There have been times when I baked one of those Stouffer's French bread pizza things and took a bit too quickly...then the roof of my mouth feels like shredded flesh. Not a good thing.
I hope you found something besides mustard that helps the burn feel better.

 

[bong_express]

two days after i got my tongue pierced, i had tomato soup for lunch and not only was the soup scalding hot but the soup stung in the piercing. worst pain ever