I ate a easter egg because I have amazing boobs

[Boomer]

I needed a taco because Im sexy like that.

 

[Default]

I beat a mop because I'm I'm sexy like that and love marijuana

 

[Breath]

I needed the trojan man because I'm sexy like that.

Raise your hand if you're the trojan man, please.

 

[elluko]

I ate a stripper because I love to snort cocaine!

 

[Haus]

I needed the trojan man because I'm sexy like that.

Raise your hand if you're the trojan man, please.

Not me. I dont like the smell of burning rubber :yuk

 

[sexy.time]

I cuddled with Paris Hilton because i had to.

 

[CRZY72004]

I smoked with a stripper because that hoe stole my taco

 

[sexy.time]

LMAO thats funny as shit