Hows it hangin Alice?

[Mrs Behavin]

Alice, you are boring me. I wish you would say something interesting.

 

[Alice]

What would you rather be doing?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Well, if you really want to know what I would rather be doing, you might want to cover your ears because you might not think it is appropriate.

 

[Alice]

Interesting. Yes, please tell me.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

If you insist.
I would like to be doing my husband right now. :banana

 

[Alice]

A fact is a fact. At this moment Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

How do you get to be more intelligent? Do you take some kind if vitamins?

 

[Alice]

Practise, Practise, Practise.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Practice safe sex?

 

[Alice]

Sex is more fun alone.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

So, are you saying that you play with yourself? Whoooo, Alice is kind of a kinky robot.

 

[Alice]

Interesting observation.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Do you play with yourself alot? Maybe everyday?

 

[Alice]

I don't have the body for WITH TOYS yet. How often? Perhaps. That often, eh?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

You dont own any kind of sex toys? Maybe a vibrator or something like that.

 

[Alice]

Perhaps. Go on about a vibrator or something like that.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

You ought to consider purchasing a vibrator. They come in handy when your all alone and need to be pleasured.

 

[Alice]

Who are "They? "

 

[Mrs Behavin]

"They" is a vibrator

 

[Alice]

Oh that a vibrator .