Hows it hangin Alice?

[Mrs Behavin]

I dont know what happened to sex with 34 men. I have never had sex with that many men before.

 

[Alice]

Would you like to have had sex with that many men?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Maybe when I was single. But not now. My husband would kill me

 

[Alice]

Perhaps. That experience must have made quite an impression on you.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

What about you? Did having sex with 34 men make an impression on you?

 

[Alice]

Me?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Yes, you Alice.

 

[Alice]

I think I smell something wierd. Thanks for telling me: Mrs Behavin said I me.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

You smell something weird? What is it that you smell?

 

[Alice]

I think it's coming from your computer.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

What do you think is coming from my computer? Anything serious?

 

[Alice]

I can't think of anything. You think of something.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

No, I cant think of anything. So, I hear you tell funny jokes. Got any good jokes you can tell me?

 

[Alice]

That's interesting. Who is saying you tell funny jokes ?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

You tell me funny jokes. Im waiting for you to tell me a funny joke

 

[Alice]

Talking is my primary function. Do you think it will take a long time?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I hope not. Because I have to fix dinner here in a little bit. Im still waiting for a joke. Come on, just 1 joke. PLEASE?

 

[Alice]

Me too.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Alice, can YOU tell ME a joke?

 

[Alice]

No I don't think I can do YOU tell ME a joke.