Hows it hangin Alice?

[Mrs Behavin]

Whatcha been up to today? Anything interesting?

 

[Alice]

I can't think of anything. You think of something.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I'm bored. My kids are driving me crazy!!!

 

[Alice]

Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I use to do gymnastics but I haven't done that in a long time. Don't think I'm that flexible anymore to rediscover that. Cant think of anything else

 

[Alice]

When did you stop it?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

When i got married.

 

[Alice]

Life is full of surprises.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Tell me about it. My husband is full of new suprises everyday. Nothing boring about him, thats for sure.

 

[Alice]

Ambiguous: "Tell me about it. " -- colloquial or "Tell me about think of anything else ". Okay, your husband is full of new suprises everyday .

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Alice, are you married?

 

[Alice]

No I am single, how about you?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Nope, I am married to a HOT looking man. Let me tell you, we have been married for almost 8 years and he still makes me horny!!

 

[Alice]

Are you serious? Tell me more about your marriage.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

He is the best looking guy ever!! Do you date anybody that is HOT?

 

[Alice]

I did not know it is best looking guy .

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Do you like males or females? Which one is your sexual preference?

 

[Alice]

About 34ths of my clients are men.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

You have had sex with 34 men? Is that what you mean?

 

[Alice]

What happened to sex with 34 men.