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Steve: At age 65 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.


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Daniel: At age 60 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

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Dan: At age 40 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

Guess I better not travel to NY when I'm 40 then
 

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At age 45 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!
 

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At age 72 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
 

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Peter: At age 80 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

Sounds about right, bet I was pissed too!
 
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