How will you die?

[dt3]

Donnie: At age 74 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

Awesome!!!

The Amazing Death Predictor!

 

[Suzie]

Susie: At age 76 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.


NICCCCCCCCE!!!!

 

[HisHoliness]

Rob: At age 36 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.


I feel cheated. I've already survived this one at age 21. It gives a little shock, but nothing painful, and certainly not deadly.

 

[sexy.time]

Rob, At age 59 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.


awww, shit. sounds

 

[groundpounder]

Smitty Werbenmanjensen: At age 106, you will be shot in the back by a jealous husband while exiting the window of a 23 year old bartending female.

 

[dt3]

Smitty Werbenmanjensen: At age 106, you will be shot in the back by a jealous husband while exiting the window of a 23 year old bartending female.

Now that's just bad ass. And probably the most likely to be true

 

[groundpounder]

I'll be repping that shortly, donnie.

Right as rain.

 

[AUDRAA]

Smitty Werbenmanjensen: At age 106, you will be shot in the back by a jealous husband while exiting the window of a 23 year old bartending female.

Omg you dont know how true to rights that is!!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

James: At age 64 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

I don't think I could even make it 36 hours.

 

[Charmer]

Robert: At age 74 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

*Why unfortunately? I'm bringing streaking back! Nudity for everyone!

And I was sleeping and naked in the mall because I had just got done with a line of girls and, well, at 74, my body had reached its limit and besides, I died with a big-ass grin on my face!!

 

[Homer]

at age 81 you will die fighting terrorism in Mexico.:usa:

 

[Agony]

Agony: At age 144 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.


Ironically, I had a discussion earlier this week about if I were to kill myself by what means, my answer was self-immolation...interesting.

 

[sundvlfn88]

I am not going to die. I am going to live to be a 130 just to piss people off.

 

[hhayes]

i hope i die less painfully than i could imagine....life is never what it seems

 

[Jersey]

Heather: At age 59 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.


ummm ok?

 

[Kat]

kat: At age 67 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Amy: At age 34 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

Damn only 4 more yrs for me to live

 

[Demonica69]

stephanie: At age 52 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

 

[Homer]

damn that one was just plain mean.

 

[Demonica69]

yea your telling me