How to return home after staying out late...!!

[mazHur]

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know,
I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights
off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off
before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and
my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!”

His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the
driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on
the butt and say, ‘You as horny as I am?’ . . . and, she always acts like she’s sound asleep!”

 

[sexysadie]

:24::24:

 

[Ertragen]

Sexy sadie, you would totally do that to me wouldn't you? (woman #2)

 

[ATKU2]

I heard a different version of this joke from my joke book

2 Married guys are out drinking one night, then one says to the other:
"I hate going home after drinking, cause everytime I do, when I try to come home quietly, and get into bed, my wife ends up yelling at me."

The second guy listening quietly, finally speaks up.
"Don't bother doing it that way ever again, just do what I do. Go though the house making as much noise as possible, and as you are going into your room, go "Hey honey, want to f*ck?". Since I've done that, my wife always acts like she's sound asleep."

 

[Ertragen]

I heard a different version of this joke from my joke book

2 Married guys are out drinking one night, then one says to the other:
"I hate going home after drinking, cause everytime I do, when I try to come home quietly, and get into bed, my wife ends up yelling at me."

The second guy listening quietly, finally speaks up.
"Don't bother doing it that way ever again, just do what I do. Go though the house making as much noise as possible, and as you are going into your room, go "Hey honey, want to f*ck?". Since I've done that, my wife always acts like she's sound asleep."

seems like same thing but less quality in delivery. I prefer mazHur's version

 

[sexysadie]

Sexy sadie, you would totally do that to me wouldn't you? (woman #2)

Nope, cause you'd have just stayed home wif me

 

[mazHur]

‘You as horny as I am?’

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