How to build a SNOW BLOWER :)

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants???

He heard the snowblower coming!.......errrr.....wait....thats a differant kind of snowblower :dunno
 
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damn hrnb, you gotz some timez on your handz...
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

that was awesome... now you need one huge packed snowbank, and carve "your favorite car", or a "design your own car" thing...

that was just great, you should sell them :rofl
 

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sourlemon2k5 said:
you should sell them :rofl

OH! Believe me I tryed. I started a company called Boozes Snow Blowers Inc. Our Slogan was, "We really blow, but the other guys suck" ehhh, it looks good on a business card.
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Anywho, we had our grand opening....free hotdogs, face painting, balloons...THE WORKS! ..and I was slicing out blowers like Edward Scissorhands. We had people from all over the globe, like Sherly from Lavern and Sherly ...umm, that monkey from BJ and the Bear.....heck, we even had the guy who did the voice of Fry from Futurama. Oh Ya...it was a big to-do my friends...a BIG to-do indeed. Then the unthinkable happened.......they started their cars :eek: It seems that as soon as the engines warm up, the snow blowers slide right off of the hoods do to the slanted natureizm of car and truck hoods.......they never even made it out of the parking lot. Piles of slush, beer cans and short staws everywhere :wtf
WELL, long story short, I had to refund all off the money and close up shop. But you know what, I'm not sad, because we had free HOTDOGS!!!!! and I ate like 12 and got my face painted like the drummer in KISS, WOOT!!!!!! :rock
 

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hell yeah...about to visit scott tomorrow....I plan on trying to make a straight guy out of him....turn him on to the women...cause if he tries that gay shit with me I'll slap him in the mouth....lol
 

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UncleBacon said:
hell yeah...about to visit scott tomorrow....I plan on trying to make a straight guy out of him....turn him on to the women...cause if he tries that gay shit with me I'll slap him in the mouth....lol

Psh... :fu
 

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I'll have a few for you booze....y don't you just on a plane and come out and party for a night hop back on another plane and be back home in time for breakfast
 

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UncleBacon said:
I'll have a few for you booze....y don't you just on a plane and come out and party for a night hop back on another plane and be back home in time for breakfast

Fly?
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HOTRODSnBOOZE said:
UncleBacon said:
I'll have a few for you booze....y don't you just on a plane and come out and party for a night hop back on another plane and be back home in time for breakfast

Fly?
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You afraid of planes :think

It's ok Booze. I'll send my flying pig over there to pick you up
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StangMang said:
HOTRODSnBOOZE said:
UncleBacon said:
I'll have a few for you booze....y don't you just on a plane and come out and party for a night hop back on another plane and be back home in time for breakfast

Fly?
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You afraid of planes :think

It's ok Booze. I'll send my flying pig over there to pick you up
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