How many dudes go tanning?

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Mini Vin

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So you want to look Mexican? Dosen't thatgive you trouble when you go on holiday and try and return to the US?:D:surrender

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I have to get the last word in here.... lol...

I have always had a tan and I like having it. You don't hear me questioning your nightly routine of masterbating to livestock do ya? If thats what you like doing, go for it. :D:surrender
 
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:clap :nuts:

I have to get the last word in here.... lol...

I have always had a tan and I like having it. You don't hear me questioning your nightly routine of masterbating to livestock do ya? If thats what you like doing, go for it. :D:surrender

:eek:eek:eekpeter,,...since when have i been termed as life stock???
 

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Tanning beds don't turn you orange if you don't over do it. I've never turned orange. I have friends who have though...

I talked my boyfriend into going once, before spring break one year. He always gets weirded out- like someone will think he's gay or something, but we always see a few guys when we go. It's not uncommon, guys just hide it.
 

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I'm in Mississippi. It's not quite as open to accepting people who are "different". We've made progress, but most of these guys are rednecks, and fraternity guys and there's no way they would get in if they were gay, so I'm going to have to say they're straight. It's a whole 'nother world out here. Mostly 'cause it's small town, and very traditional. We just haven't caught up to the rest of the world.
 

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Just kidding with you, dosen't bother me either way, I just honestly for the life of me cant see the point of risking skin cancer and other nasties to have a tan which, lets face it, really dosent do anything for you or your chances of pulling..
 

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I won't even lay out in the summer anymore. I've noticed too many new moles (I have a lot anyhow), and my dad just recently had some suspicious areas scraped off his face, so white works for me. :nod:

But, for the record, tan fat looks better than white fat... lol. I think people look healthy with a bit of color. I just use blush to get mine... And I have South American blood in me, so I don't get white white....

Just kidding with you, dosen't bother me either way, I just honestly for the life of me cant see the point of risking skin cancer and other nasties to have a tan which, lets face it, really dosent do anything for you or your chances of pulling..
 

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Just kidding with you, dosen't bother me either way, I just honestly for the life of me cant see the point of risking skin cancer and other nasties to have a tan which, lets face it, really dosent do anything for you or your chances of pulling..


Dude, you can get cancer from breathing the air around you these days. What other nasties are there to get from tanning?

Some people do take it too far and look like they have orange leather skin. I am not one of those people. I go long enough to keep my white ass tan. Don't hate the playa, hate the game. :D

I do however have a funny story from the first time I was taken to a tanning bed. My wife took me for the first time a few years back.

She told me to go naked, so I did. I did not think about covering my package, and I paid for it. Yes, the penis along with the boys, can get sun burnt. I could not walk for a couple days. lol...
 

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I won't even lay out in the summer anymore. I've noticed too many new moles (I have a lot anyhow), and my dad just recently had some suspicious areas scraped off his face, so white works for me. :nod:

But, for the record, tan fat looks better than white fat... lol. I think people look healthy with a bit of color. I just use blush to get mine... And I have South American blood in me, so I don't get white white....


I don't get white white either. I just like to keep some color to my skin.
 

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yeah, some of the girls that work the front desk are so orange, all you would have to do it put a stem on their heads, poof, you have a pumpkin.
 

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Each man to his own.

It's not for me.

Out of interest though, without offence although I'll probably cause it, is it vanity?
 

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Yes. But, if you think about it, so is putting on makeup, fixing your hair, wearing jewelry, buying fancy clothes... It's all about making your appearance nicer.

Some people may do it for health reasons though- it may be a quicker way to clear up jaundice, or if you have a vitamin D deficiency... probably not the most commone reason, but it could be....
 

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Yes. But, if you think about it, so is putting on makeup, fixing your hair, wearing jewelry, buying fancy clothes... It's all about making your appearance nicer.

Some people may do it for health reasons though- it may be a quicker way to clear up jaundice, or if you have a vitamin D deficiency... probably not the most commone reason, but it could be....

i don't do any of that. So I can't comment, I am what I am, ugly? So what. I couldn't give a fuck. I have never bought a mirror in my life and I never will.

And I don't think you can argue the medical values of a tanning bed. Ever.
 

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I used to work across from a Tanning Salon and I saw many many many males go in, and boy were they good looking, and I'm pretty sure they were all straight too!! :)
 


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