After going through a full diagnosis, a patient and the doctor have a serious chat.
Patient: Well doctor, just tell it to me straight - how long do I have to live?
Doctor: 10.
Patient: ...... 10? Ten what - years, months, weeks? You've got to tell me more than that!!!
Doctor: [pulls his sleeve back and looks at his watch] .... 9, 8, 7, 6 ...
Patient: Well doctor, just tell it to me straight - how long do I have to live?
Doctor: 10.
Patient: ...... 10? Ten what - years, months, weeks? You've got to tell me more than that!!!
Doctor: [pulls his sleeve back and looks at his watch] .... 9, 8, 7, 6 ...