All Else Failed
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OBJECTIVE: 4 Kidz with Lambuel!
Some nice little gems:
Hey, Habu...
How many gods do you have?
Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?
Jesus loves everybody, even the unsaved like Habu! Remember to pray for Habu and others like him that they may find Jesus and accept Him into their hearts!
WELL, THATS NOT INCREDIBLY RACIST OR ANYTHING.
Spiritual Safety Tip
What should you do if you find an Atheist?
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
HEY KIDS! HATE OTHERS FOR THEIR DIFFERENCES!
Creation Science Fun Facts!
"I saw in a secular movie that T-rex was a vicious killing machine. Is this true?"
Answer: No. The secular movies lie! T-rex was an herbivore! its sharp teeth were used to shred plants. The ark's passengers were safe from harm!
GIVE ME A BREAK.
Some nice little gems:
Hey, Habu...
How many gods do you have?
Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?
Jesus loves everybody, even the unsaved like Habu! Remember to pray for Habu and others like him that they may find Jesus and accept Him into their hearts!
WELL, THATS NOT INCREDIBLY RACIST OR ANYTHING.
Spiritual Safety Tip
What should you do if you find an Atheist?
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
HEY KIDS! HATE OTHERS FOR THEIR DIFFERENCES!
Creation Science Fun Facts!
"I saw in a secular movie that T-rex was a vicious killing machine. Is this true?"
Answer: No. The secular movies lie! T-rex was an herbivore! its sharp teeth were used to shred plants. The ark's passengers were safe from harm!
GIVE ME A BREAK.