How is the poster before you going to die?

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Bronchitis.

 

[Jessica]

malaria

 

[monster]

You're going to jump into a giant vat of chocolate cake and drown in the frosting.

 

[Jessica]

buried alive

 

[monster]

You will get surgery for a bigger butt and it will go horribly, horribly wrong.

 

[Jessica]

volcano eruption

 

[alice in chains]

bowling ball dropped on head

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Crushed under a train.

 

[alice in chains]

ripped in half by Congo gorilla

 

[Jessica]

suffocation

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Actor in the next Saw movie...

 

[Jessica]

stunt accident

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Being banned on here.

 

[ConTRo13R]

in a blender

 

[dkwrtw]

He will post a fake news article that angers Vegas mobsters who will track him down to his motorhome and slaughter him and his dog in cold blood

 

[ConTRo13R]

He will grow a beard and get an epic suntan whilst mountaineering through al qaeda only then to be shot donw by navy seals confusing him for a certain bin laden

 

[dkwrtw]

He will grow a beard and get an epic suntan whilst mountaineering through al qaeda only then to be shot donw by navy seals confusing him for a certain bin laden

I dream of someday having such a beard.

 

[Siphorous]

dk loves to fight - but one day, he picks a fight with Chuck. R.I.P. dk.

 

[Guyzerr]

Siphy will succumb to a ferry sinking.

Say hello to Davie for me will ya.

 

[NoDak]

Guyzerr will be stabbed to death by an angry girlfriend because he finished wayyyyy before she did.