Eating too much lead paint.
How is the poster before you going to die?
- Thread starter ConTRo13R
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poison ivy
Too much sunblock.
hyperthermia
Eaten by house cats
killed by a fat chic for postin that lol
Killed by an elephant rolling on top of you
it was just awful.. died while trying to prove to the blonde you can smell the scratch n sniff at the bottom of the pool..
Attacked by an Apache helicopter
poor poor tuff wasn't getting enough at home so he decided to try and preform oral sex on himself.. poor thing just couldnt quite reach.. broke his neck trying..
killed by her stalker
wanted to add a lil spark to his sex life.. so he stuck his unit on an electric fence and electricuted himself .. so sad.
was holding on to the same fence...
tripped on a banana while wearing a banana suit and got hit by an ice cream truck.. and i almost died laughing at it. 
choked on an ice cream she bought
to quote the great movie Chicago..
he ran into my knife.. he ran into my knife ten times..
he ran into my knife.. he ran into my knife ten times..
killed by the ghost of her previous victim
wanted to go sky diving.. just forgot his parachute..
given the electric chair for stealing my parachute