How is the poster before you going to die?

[BlackCherry]

He won't...I won't allow it.

 

[Pabst]

found in a ronco food dehydator. apparently someone thought they'd make great beef jerky.

 

[Lord Stanley]

waiting for tokenz

 

[Jessica]

attacked by bears

 

[Siphorous]

Jessica was a normal teenage girl. Happy go lucky, loved to do a bit of mall crawling, playing with pets, hanging with friends and lots of words games on chat forums.

One day, our protagonist met a surly old man called Dakota Jim who was set in his ways. Jim was considering a choice between gutting her or hang, drawing and quartering. He was reminded of his long lost granddaughter and a tear appeared in his eye as he thought of the memories of said granddaughter bouncing on his knee.

Filled with sentimental feelings, Jim let Jessica go. She walked out of the mall, onto the road where she was promptly run over by a bus.

 

[Lord Stanley]

murdered by a pscyho who hated wordiness

 

[dkwrtw]

gang raped by minorities.

 

[ConTRo13R]

house fall on his head

 

[Anie]

Built a robot that killed him

 

[Lord Stanley]

at na Oilers dynasty reunion

 

[retro]

radiation poisoning after performing experiments in his evil underground lab

 

[Lord Stanley]

dantes inferno

 

[Jessica]

heart attack

 

[deth4uall]

parachute didn't deploy

 

[Jessica]

lung cancer

 

[NuckingFuts]

Choking on a pork rind while creating a thread with a poll!:24:

 

[Jessica]

yellow fever

 

[ConTRo13R]

eaten by a dragon or strange cartoony creature

 

[Jessica]

stabbed

 

[Anie]

Arrow shot her heart