How is the poster before you going to die?

[Guyzerr]

A pole will fall on her.

 

[Pabst]

they'll go blind from camera flashes and walk off a cliff.

 

[Jessica]

beheaded

 

[Pabst]

forced to breath in ass fumes till they suffocate.

 

[PoopaSwoof]

^^^found dead under a PBR keg

 

[Pabst]

found beaten to death with a large tuna next to him.

 

[lumpenstein]

Found cold and stiff with a huge smile in bed with two 18 year old hotties. :thumbup

 

[Jessica]

freeze to death

 

[Pabst]

roasted on a spit over hot coals and basted with teriyaki sauce.

 

[Ryder]

I will make you a Jack-O-Lantern...

 

[MzLockner4Life]

in a boiling vat of cream cheese.

 

[ConTRo13R]

Drowned by horse semen

 

[Jessica]

burned to death

 

[Jessica]

horse disease

 

[Jessica]

pushed off a cliff

 

[Anie]

snowmobile ran her over

 

[Jessica]

eaten by a polar bear

 

[Anie]

At 3:15 a woman was rushing out of her car, being late for a super important meeting.... she drove very fast and crazy....

around 3:30... you were napping under an apple tree, then suddenly an apple fell on her head waking you up, you realize the time and head back home.... riding a bike across a road at 3:35...

3:35, the crazy driver was talking on her cell phone and then dropped it in the middle of the seat, she searches for it and then hits you riding your bike across the road...

 

[Jessica]

killed by a drunk driver

 

[Anie]

There was a huge sale in a store, you were at the doors waiting for the store to open with thousands of people, then when the doors open you get pushed down and died because you were trampled by dozens of feet.