How is the poster before you going to die?

[Mystic]

Reads one too many posts at OTZ and falls into an hysterical fit, laughing so hard she chokes when her mouse falls into her mouth. Her last words: "oh me fucking sides!!! thats tooooo funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy........ACK!"

:24::24::24::thumbup i'd ahve repped you again if i could

On her knees at a truck stop!

suffocated between to ta ta's at a transvestites club.:ninja

 

[NuckingFuts]

Being the transtesticle who suffocated me!

 

[Zorak]

bystander shot in a gang war

 

[Goat Whisperer]

I will murder him, interested on the how?

Ok so I will try to invite this "guy"...to my home for some drinks! Using my feminine charms I coerce him to comply and get in the car!

While in my house I wait patiently for him to sit on the couch. While pouring the drink I add a chemical compound that paralyzes a person but does not put them to sleep.

When the drink takes its effect... I will take a knife and remove the persons lips ...this is the first step...because now I can make him kiss his own ass goodbye.

Next I will insert my fingers into his mouth and begin scratching his gums and the roof of his mouth...then i would start hitting his teeth out with the butt of my knife. Preferably his front teeth. There is no reason for this...its only because I want to ingrain fear into my victim.

Moving on...so, next i will remove the skin around the spinal cord. This causes minimal bleeding which will give me time to continue with my diabolical plan.

While the skin is removed...i can observe the spinal cord -being a skinny guy it will give me an advantage - and cut more precisely where i want. I will try to remove the tissues that surrounds the spinal cord so I can glance at the organs beyond.

Before I continue... I will cut off the skin on the elbows. I would take the skin and cover the "guys" eyes with it...kinda like a pirate eye patch. That way he wouldn't have to see what i do from then on. Next I will remove the skin on the knees....and remove that knee plate.

With the knee plates out.....i can continue my creepy psychotic plan. So...Im going to take the knee caps and tie them to a wooden spoon or something that resembles a stick.

When I complete that task...i will have something that resembles a caveman hammer. I will take vicious swings and hit different parts of his now uncovered spinal cord. This will undo the spinal cord disks one by one and cause permanent death....

Looking forward to it? I know I am...

 

[SammyStephens]

I will murder him, interested on the how?

Ok so I will try to invite this "guy"...to my home for some drinks! Using my feminine charms I coerce him to comply and get in the car!

While in my house I wait patiently for him to sit on the couch. While pouring the drink I add a chemical compound that paralyzes a person but does not put them to sleep.

When the drink takes its effect... I will take a knife and remove the persons lips ...this is the first step...because now I can make him kiss his own ass goodbye.

Next I will insert my fingers into his mouth and begin scratching his gums and the roof of his mouth...then i would start hitting his teeth out with the butt of my knife. Preferably his front teeth. There is no reason for this...its only because I want to ingrain fear into my victim.

Moving on...so, next i will remove the skin around the spinal cord. This causes minimal bleeding which will give me time to continue with my diabolical plan.

While the skin is removed...i can observe the spinal cord -being a skinny guy it will give me an advantage - and cut more precisely where i want. I will try to remove the tissues that surrounds the spinal cord so I can glance at the organs beyond.

Before I continue... I will cut off the skin on the elbows. I would take the skin and cover the "guys" eyes with it...kinda like a pirate eye patch. That way he wouldn't have to see what i do from then on. Next I will remove the skin on the knees....and remove that knee plate.

With the knee plates out.....i can continue my creepy psychotic plan. So...Im going to take the knee caps and tie them to a wooden spoon or something that resembles a stick.

When I complete that task...i will have something that resembles a caveman hammer. I will take vicious swings and hit different parts of his now uncovered spinal cord. This will undo the spinal cord disks one by one and cause permanent death....

Looking forward to it? I know I am...

:eek

Uh!! She will die in old age.....or as young as she wants to die, painlessly. Or be immortal!!

(please I hope I don't piss this gal off)

I have always liked you!!!

*hides*

 

[Goat Whisperer]

:eek

Uh!! She will die in old age.....or as young as she wants to die, painlessly. Or be immortal!!

(please I hope I don't piss this gal off)

I have always liked you!!!

*hides*

That's right. Your not going to make fun of global warming anymore now are you?

 

[SammyStephens]

That's right. Your not going to make fun of global warming anymore now are you?

I never made fun of global warming!!

Well, not on this forum

 

[sudipto]

die by myself..

 

[Mystic]

fulls into a great big pile of shit with no shovel and drowns.

 

[Covey]

.....running from a PB & J sandwich :ninja

 

[Wookiegirl]

in a tragic accident involving a cucumber and some C batteries :ninja :willy_nilly:

 

[Covey]

.......at a truck stop on her knees :24:

 

[ConTRo13R]

At a pool party at Michael Barrymores place.... Me thinks only the engilsh among us will get this lol

in a tragic accident involving a cucumber and some C batteries :ninja :willy_nilly:

LOL

 

[Mystic]

crisped in an Easy Bake oven

 

[Covey]

At a pool party at Michael Barrymores place.... Me thinks only the engilsh among us will get this lol



LOL

I dont get it :dunno

 

[Covey]

crisped in an Easy Bake oven

listening to Mulders converstions ...died of boredom :ninja

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

That's right. Your not going to make fun of global warming anymore now are you?

Eaten by a Polar Bear...


Oh the irony

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

listening to Mulders converstions ...died of boredom :ninja

:24::24:


Repped

 

[Covey]

in a closet.....by a jealous husband :24:

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

In an asylum licking wondows:ninja