How is the poster before you going to die?

[Jessica]

tsunami

 

[Tree Fingers]

Poison breath

 

[Jessica]

hurricane

 

[Jessica]

poisonous snake bite

 

[Tree Fingers]

piles

 

[Tree Fingers]

Ass raped by a donkey
Ey Or!!

 

[Jessica]

swine flu

 

[Tree Fingers]

My GF had swine flu last month
Brutal Mary Kelly style murder

 

[Tree Fingers]

Genital herpes

 

[Jessica]

great white shark attack

 

[Tuffdisc]

From going underneath a helicopter rotor blades while still moving

 

[Danil]

James bond shot you in the nose

 

[Jessica]

Killing Curse

 

[Rhipunzel]

kicked in the face by a horse.

 

[Danil]

Hot wax in the eyes

 

[SilentSinz]

terrible guitar string incident, clean decapatation

 

[Danil]

by Darth Vader

 

[Tuffdisc]

Thrown in a cement mixer

 

[Danil]

Hit by a falling TV

 

[SilentSinz]

Trip on kitchen tile, having that spoon that he really should of picked up last night after finishing his icream gouge through his eye, fracturing his skull.