How are you currently feeling?

Like my celibacy has been grabbed, fondled, licked and molested to within an inch of its existence.

Oh my...lol.

I think I am dying. Ok, I am exaggerating a LOT but this viral respiratory infection just won't go away. Now my voice is all jacked up. When there is sound coming out of it at all it starts out low and manly and then jumps to high and squeaky mid-sentence.
 
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