House all to myself.

[TheOriginalJames]

What should I do? Brian left with one of his buddies and he'll be gone ALLLLL weekend.

What should I do? Throw a massive block party? hmmmm

 

[Boomer]

Thats always nice aint it? You can drink beer nekid. Use the bathroom with the door open. Good times.

 

[dt3]

Find a girl. Invite her over. Proceed to have wild crazy monkey sex in every room.

 

[silentbob]

behave yourself and clean up the house.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Find a girl. Invite her over. Proceed to have wild crazy monkey sex in every room.

I wonder if Nancy would be able to get off work this weekend. :cool

 

[dt3]

behave yourself and clean up the house.

^^^^^^^^^^^
Don't listen to him, he's Canadian!

 

[gLing]

Watch star trek in the nude but with your pointed vulcan ears on.

 

[silentbob]

^^^^^^^^^^^
Don't listen to him, he's Canadian!

you are so funny

 

[dt3]

you are so funny

I know. It's a curse. :cool

 

[silentbob]

I know. It's a curse. :cool

whats a curse when you look in the mirror.:jk

 

[Boomer]

whats a curse when you look in the mirror.:jk

*sirens go off and red lights start flashing*



FAILED DELIVERY!!!

BEEP BOO BEEP BOO


FAILED DELIVERY!!!

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

throw the biggest party ever and make him clean it up when he gets back

 

[Elle]

Blast porn and go at it! WOOT!

 

[Elle]

lol!


n/m

 

[dt3]

Ya could get rid of all those damn splinters :dunno

 

[DaveM]

one sound effect...Fap

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

ewwwwwwwwww my poor virgin eyes!!! lmao

 

[Boomer]

Dood, I'd be beatin the hell out my dick if I was home alone.

 

[Elle]

Dood, I'd be beatin the hell out my dick if I was home alone.

I bet that's why we haven't heard from him since this post.

 

[Boomer]

He's a smart man. Nothin like a little alone time with the one eyed yogurt slinger.