HOT Sauce

[Reaver]

Yeah, so today me and my friends were standing around in the kitchen in the dormatories, when my friend says he wants his chili to be "really fuckin hot" my other friend proceeds to go to his room and get a bottle of hot sauce. In case you don't know, the Scoville scale measures spiciness in peppers. Habanero ranks at a level of 200,000 on this scale. This stuff measured in at 4,000,000. So, being the bright people we are, we decided to take a drop straight to the tongue. Well, three quarts of milk and 50 ice cubes later, we decided we are idiots. But at least i can still taste. Sort of.

 

[Sneakiecat]

My brother used to collect hot sauces. One of them he had to sign a waiver for. He decided to give a little bit to me, my dad, and my younger brother without telling us how hot it was. I think we drank just about everything in the house trying to kill the taste. My younger brother thought he had cleaned off his hands and then rubbed his eye. I have never seen someone's eye get so red and swollen. He hasn't trust our brother with food since then.

 

[Tegan]

I used to work with a guy who as big in to collecting hot sauces. He had this stuff called Ground Zero that was off the charts on the Scoville scale. As a joke to new employees he would put a drop on a cracker and dare them to eat it.

 

[Tim]

yup, I had some Dave's Insanity sauce before... it's a pure halbenaro extract.

All I can say is one drop on a chip is enough to bring a charging rhino to it's knees.

 

[UncleBacon]

milk bread and ice cream....regular ice will only make things worse

 

[Reaver]

Yeah he had to sign a waiver to buy it. I think pure capsicum ranks at 15,000,000 scoville. this was only 4,000,000 and it was pretty ridiculous.

 

[UncleBacon]

I've been shot in the face with it a few times for qualifying purposes.....it sucks

 

[ouachiski]

yea, I think I will stick with my tobasco. Good flavor and just enough spice.