hospital care

[griz bear]

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency
open heart bypass surgery.He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the
Catholic Hospital.

A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard
loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to
pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"He replied, "No money in the bank."

Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?"
asked the irritated nun.He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.",_

 

[NuckingFuts]

That was good!

 

[darkcgi]

very funny
I think I will start sending my bills to him to

 

[AstriaPorta]

lol nice

 

[The Man]

Good.

 

[Jordan]

Lmao. Awesome xD
That was too good xD

 

[mazHur]

I am sure you will like this Hospital joke.

The Army Hospital

An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks: "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man." says the Major.

He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man." says the Major. He goes to the next bed.

"What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir"