holy cow

[UncleBacon]

I just took a dump and I'm guessing it was as close as a guy could get to the feeling of giving birth....ladies I sympathise...that shit hurt no pun intended

 

[dt3]

Thanks for sharing...j/k, I know how you feel

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

drink a few protein shakes and you will drop the most painfully dry and fat turd ever. i weigh in at 135 and im 6' even. i am trying to build up some muscle mass and protein shakes and creatine are what i am using alongside daily hour work outs...

 

[OUZBnd]

Re: RE: holy cow

drink a few protein shakes and you will drop the most painfully dry and fat turd ever. i weigh in at 135 and im 6' even. i am trying to build up some muscle mass and protein shakes and creatine are what i am using alongside daily hour work outs...

damn u are one skinny mofo

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

i know. i eat 5x a day and ive always been skinny. it must be my metabolism? does anyone here know of any other ways to gain weight? im like 6% body fat or something really low like that- i need to build up.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

Drink beer :booze

 

[OUZBnd]

Re: RE: holy cow

i know. i eat 5x a day and ive always been skinny. it must be my metabolism? does anyone here know of any other ways to gain weight? im like 6% body fat or something really low like that- i need to build up.

just keep lifting i guess. I was 6' 140ish in middle school/early HS, now i'm 6' 200, with very low body fat. Once you get older you will put on weight too, trust me

 

[horseshoeing]

I just took a dump and I'm guessing it was as close as a guy could get to the feeling of giving birth....ladies I sympathise...that shit hurt no pun intended

Quit getting your fudge packed.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

yea i am 17 and i still have a few years of growing i guess. i just want to not be so skinny that it is hard to find clothes sometimes- 30-32 is hard enough to find, but i have to wear a belt with that too...

 

[BaggedSplash]

i dropped a deuce one time and i thought i was gonna pass out afterwards....lol

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

i have actually cried while dropping the kids off at the pool before :tard

 

[UncleBacon]

this one almost brought a tear to my eye

 

[artisan00]

Re: RE: holy cow

i know. i eat 5x a day and ive always been skinny. it must be my metabolism? does anyone here know of any other ways to gain weight? im like 6% body fat or something really low like that- i need to build up.

just keep lifting i guess. I was 6' 140ish in middle school/early HS, now i'm 6' 200, with very low body fat. Once you get older you will put on weight too, trust me

lifting is good to build muscle mass, just keep in mind that the more muscles, the more calories you need to maintain...so youll have to eat even more

 

[UncleBacon]

kreatine only add water weight to your muscles....do it naturaly you'll feel better about yourself

 

[Hurt911gen]

ha ha

I'm 5'8 and 150 pounds with less than 5% body fat. forget the protein shakes, just eat more and lift weights four times a week. In 2 months you will gain like 15 pounds, you'll look so much better.

PS no sugar, carbonated drinks, or any shit like that.

 

[horseshoeing]

Eat nuts

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Re: RE: holy cow

ha ha

I'm 5'8 and 150 pounds with less than 5% body fat. forget the protein shakes, just eat more and lift weights four times a week. In 2 months you will gain like 15 pounds, you'll look so much better.

PS no sugar, carbonated drinks, or any shit like that.

how are you shorter than me, weigh more than me, and still have less body fat when you look like this:

btw, i am only looking to healthily gain about 1-2 lbs a week or so. i dont want to just put on a ton of weight and feel unsafe about it...

 

[OUZBnd]

HAHAhAHA :funnah

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Re: RE: holy cow

drink a few protein shakes and you will drop the most painfully dry and fat turd ever. i weigh in at 135 and im 6' even. i am trying to build up some muscle mass and protein shakes and creatine are what i am using alongside daily hour work outs...

damn u are one skinny mofo

Please. i got him beat by 11 lbs.

lol

 

[redsMULLT1]

That has to be the funniest picture I have evar seen!!!

BTW I eat 4 to 5 times a day. I'm 6' 2" @ 175 and I still feel skinny.