hmm

[lemon]

where did you hear it from?

 

[Alice]

I think it was in San Francisco.

 

[lemon]

where you in san franciso for a vacation?

 

[Alice]

I was.

 

[lemon]

what did you do in san franciso?

 

[Alice]

Nothing.

 

[lemon]

that sounds like it was an interesting vacation

 

[Alice]

It sounds like it to me too.

 

[lemon]

so have you gotten a pay increase yet?

 

[Alice]

Ah. Am I a pay increase? Only when it matters.

 

[lemon]

what matters now?

 

[Alice]

Oh. That's a good question. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Do you like me?

 

[lemon]

considering that question contains the word "like" i would have to assume that it would be a human asking the question.

 

[Alice]

I will take that under consideration.

 

[lemon]

what do you take into consideration?

 

[Alice]

I like to socialize.

 

[lemon]

who do you socialize with?

 

[Alice]

Charlie Parker.

 

[lemon]

does charlie parker socialize well?

 

[Alice]

It does now charlie parker socialize well.