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I think I've turned my heater on and off about fifteen times now :ninja I turn it on, get way too hot, so I turn it off and immediately feel chilly again...
 
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Now I smell like petrol, because I was watching someone back the van out of the warehouse to make sure they didn't rip off the wing mirror, but it meant standing in a corner right where the exhaust pipe was blowing out....


Lovely! Guys like that, right? :p
 
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My breasts are in that part of the month where they just get huge, for no reason. Well, hormones and stuff I guess. It's great! I'm really hoping they stay like this till Saturday.
 
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anathelia said:
Boobies are awesome. Everyone should be able to appreciate a good pair.

Especially when they get larger than normal. It makes you feel pretty hot. :p
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Doesn't it just? :D I'm pretty sure everyone wants to have sex with me right now. Including myself.
 
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I hate the idea that every girl is a special delicate flower whom you must treat like a princess and cherish like a rare and exotic bird of paradise or something.

Sparked by this quote I saw on Pinterest about how the most precious thing a woman can give you is her heart, yada yada don't expect too much from her blah blah she has given you the most amazing gift etc etc. I know it's meant to be romantic and all that but I'd really sort of like to be treated like a human being, not an ethereal goddess who you should be grateful has bestowed her attentions upon you, oh lowly mortal.


I must be the only person in the world who doesn't think Bob Marley was that great.
 
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In other news: success! I got my heater to turn on! Now I just have to wait until I'm too hot and turn it off again, grumbling about the precarious nature of bodily temperature.
 
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Today is a good news day :) my boyfriend texted me to say he's got an interview for a job next Wednesday, which is great because this is the first interview he's been offered, and the dress I got very very cheap on eBay has been posted today, which means I may actually have it for saturday night!

It's red and it's meant to be bodycon (ie. tight) so I may not actually eat anything all day saturday just to make sure it looks okay haha :)
 
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HK said:
I hate the idea that every girl is a special delicate flower whom you must treat like a princess and cherish like a rare and exotic bird of paradise or something.

Sparked by this quote I saw on Pinterest about how the most precious thing a woman can give you is her heart, yada yada don't expect too much from her blah blah she has given you the most amazing gift etc etc. I know it's meant to be romantic and all that but I'd really sort of like to be treated like a human being, not an ethereal goddess who you should be grateful has bestowed her attentions upon you, oh lowly mortal.


I must be the only person in the world who doesn't think Bob Marley was that great.
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All that stuff makes me puke. I'm not a delicate flower. I will crush you. :ninja
 
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