HK's Whoring Thread

[HK]

Ohh fuck my life... I just realised I have a HUGE streak of melted chocolate along the left thigh of my jeans *facepalm*


And I know it's been there all day... because it was last night that I was eating chocolate buttons on the sofa, then got up and realised one had obviously fallen down the side and melted all over my jeans... so I just took them off and went to bed... then got up today and threw them on in a rush, completely forgetting....


Fucking fuck fuck fuck :ninja

 

[jassilem]

Oops


Hello girlie!

 

[HK]

Hello girlie!

Hello! How are you?

 

[jassilem]

Hello! How are you?

I am pretty good now and you?

 

[HK]

I am pretty good now and you?

Glad to be home haha

I got a new book recently for Christmas, and now I can't find the damn thing!

 

[HK]

Mmm eclairs though I wish they made eclairs without the chocolate on top.

 

[freakofnature]

Ohh fuck my life... I just realised I have a HUGE streak of melted chocolate along the left thigh of my jeans *facepalm*


And I know it's been there all day... because it was last night that I was eating chocolate buttons on the sofa, then got up and realised one had obviously fallen down the side and melted all over my jeans... so I just took them off and went to bed... then got up today and threw them on in a rush, completely forgetting....


Fucking fuck fuck fuck :ninja

Lol, over Christmas I must have sat on some chocolate at some point when I was wearing my pyjamas. It looked like I'd poo'd my pants.

 

[HK]

Lol, over Christmas I must have sat on some chocolate at some point when I was wearing my pyjamas. It looked like I'd poo'd my pants.

LOL all I could think was that even though it wasn't in a terrible location, surely everyone would assume it was poo!


And even if you tell people it's chocolate, they just think you're trying to cover up your embarrassment.

 

[freakofnature]

LOL all I could think was that even though it wasn't in a terrible location, surely everyone would assume it was poo!


And even if you tell people it's chocolate, they just think you're trying to cover up your embarrassment.

Offer to have them smell it. That would clear things up. :24:

 

[HK]

Offer to have them smell it. That would clear things up. :24:

It doesn't get better does it? Even if you were to offer to taste it..... there's no fixing it.

I think there are too many films where people do end up tasting poo in an effort to convince others it's something else. Now everyone just assumes that that is what's happening.

 

[HK]

Ooh saturday morning.....


I can't believe I missed drunk Darrell last night, I'm reading through the new posts and there are a ton of threads with a random drunken comment thrown in at the end

 

[freakofnature]

Personally, I think Darrell was faking it.

 

[Maulds]

I hear he fakes his orgasms

 

[Darrell]

Personally, I think Darrell was faking it.

Totally, Zirc. You figured me out.

:sarcasm

I hear he fakes his orgasms

Hahaha. Maulds, LMAO.

 

[Maulds]

Morning Bro

 

[Darrell]

Morning Bro

Morning, buddy. Good to see you.

 

[Maulds]

Likewise. I slept until 10 today, I get to do that about once a year so I feel good. Nevermind that I was up past 2 playing Dead Island.

 

[Darrell]

Likewise. I slept until 10 today, I get to do that about once a year so I feel good. Nevermind that I was up past 2 playing Dead Island.

Nice! I woke up at 0400 and puked. Then I laid in bed for three hours because it was closer to the toilet, which I was spending a great deal of time infront of. :yuk

I've not played Dead Island, any good? You got your son a PS3 right? You guys having fun with that?

 

[Maulds]

I got the Uncharted 3 bundle, wanted the Infamous 2 bundle but couldnt find it local...anyway. I played UC3 a little and liked it. He has been playing Infamous a lot and about done with it now. Gonna pick up Infamous 2 this weekend. He played thru Resident Evil 5 already.

Dead Island is great, its more realistic as far as surviving a zombie apocalypse. Unlike L4D games where there are guns everywhere you have to make do with simple stuff and work your way up. You start off fighting zombies with a boat paddle.The guns come eventually but you really have to be stingy with the ammo.

 

[Darrell]

Sounds like a good game man!

I may go to Gamestop this weekend, and trade in Uncharted 3, with my "rewards card" from them they said if I bought a used game with the store credit, I'd get $38 credit.

I want to get Batman Arkham City.