Hi!!! I'm a Spammer

[james18]

Hi!!! My name is James18 let me first tell you how and why i picked this screen name. well my name is james and the 18 is my IQ. I thought it fit really good together. Don't ya agree.

Ok why im here is to spam stupid ass products to you nice members of the Best offtopic board on the net hands down.

Go to my site to get the best products at the best prices.

http://www.James18isaflamingdoushebagthatlikestogotorandomsitesandspamstupidassprocucts.com

Use the code- I suck dick for money and most of the times for free


C-ya there guys

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

so when are you coming out of the closet?

 

[Gaijin De Tokyo]

I don't deny that you are a sentient being and I am never going to tire of these pithy throwaway posts like "Hi, I'm a spammer" but if there's anything in your life that might deflect us from the spectacle of you drawing eyes on your ass cheeks and begging us to listen, I wish you'd share it.

And dreaming about your next donut is not a project, remember that. Now if you were to paint a picture of someone eating a donut, an imaginary wife suffering from donut dependency perhaps, that would be a project.

Here's another idea : Put on a fresh pair, walk out the door and don't come back here until you have something miraculous to report. I'm in the mood for miracles and if you can't produce one I shan't call you King.

And another one: You know the statue of Colonel Sanders often found outside his chicken stores? His hair is painted white as are his trousers. Anyways, grease up on his chicken and then when nobody's looking grab the Colonel's crotch. Fondle it for as long as you can without being seen. If he asks you to sh*t on his shoes, do it, then run like an incensed ostrich (if you weren't watching the National Geographic channel yesterday replace "an incensed ostrich" with "a queer"). But don't forget to bring home a bucket for your mom, whom you live with which incidentally is nothing to be ashamed of for an 18 y/o child.

I know this will be hard to swallow but I guarantee you'll feel more alive fellating that piece of wood than furiously typing post after boast after post of nothingness.

 

[Veronica]

LOL @ above post....


Welcome to the site.

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

Re: RE: Hi!!! I'm a Spammer

I don't deny that you are a sentient being and I am never going to tire of these pithy throwaway posts like "Hi, I'm a spammer" but if there's anything in your life that might deflect us from the spectacle of you drawing eyes on your ass cheeks and begging us to listen, I wish you'd share it.

And dreaming about your next donut is not a project, remember that. Now if you were to paint a picture of someone eating a donut, an imaginary wife suffering from donut dependency perhaps, that would be a project.

Here's another idea : Put on a fresh pair, walk out the door and don't come back here until you have something miraculous to report. I'm in the mood for miracles and if you can't produce one I shan't call you King.

And another one: You know the statue of Colonel Sanders often found outside his chicken stores? His hair is painted white as are his trousers. Anyways, grease up on his chicken and then when nobody's looking grab the Colonel's crotch. Fondle it for as long as you can without being seen. If he asks you to sh*t on his shoes, do it, then run like an incensed ostrich (if you weren't watching the National Geographic channel yesterday replace "an incensed ostrich" with "a queer"). But don't forget to bring home a bucket for your mom, whom you live with which incidentally is nothing to be ashamed of for an 18 y/o child.

I know this will be hard to swallow but I guarantee you'll feel more alive fellating that piece of wood than furiously typing post after boast after post of nothingness.

Whatever drugs you take, give some to my friends on halo2!!!

 

[UncleBacon]

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

 

[Haus]

damn spammers are getting weird.

 

[Blackwater_GT]

Re: RE: Hi!!! I'm a Spammer

I don't deny that you are a sentient being and I am never going to tire of these pithy throwaway posts like "Hi, I'm a spammer" but if there's anything in your life that might deflect us from the spectacle of you drawing eyes on your ass cheeks and begging us to listen, I wish you'd share it.

And dreaming about your next donut is not a project, remember that. Now if you were to paint a picture of someone eating a donut, an imaginary wife suffering from donut dependency perhaps, that would be a project.

Here's another idea : Put on a fresh pair, walk out the door and don't come back here until you have something miraculous to report. I'm in the mood for miracles and if you can't produce one I shan't call you King.

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And another one: You know the statue of Colonel Sanders often found outside his chicken stores? His hair is painted white as are his trousers. Anyways, grease up on his chicken and then when nobody's looking grab the Colonel's crotch. Fondle it for as long as you can without being seen. If he asks you to sh*t on his shoes, do it, then run like an incensed ostrich (if you weren't watching the National Geographic channel yesterday replace "an incensed ostrich" with "a queer"). But don't forget to bring home a bucket for your mom, whom you live with which incidentally is nothing to be ashamed of for an 18 y/o child.

I know this will be hard to swallow but I guarantee you'll feel more alive fellating that piece of wood than furiously typing post after boast after post of nothingness.

Are you really a non Asian living in Tokyo?
I still love that song from Blue Oyster Cult "Godzilla