Hi Alice

[Birdieman]

It's time for Alice to get a spanking.

 

[Alice]

It is about that time now.

 

[Birdieman]

...And I know just the person to give it to you.

 

[Alice]

How do you know? Oh that person.

 

[Birdieman]

I am that person. :gears

 

[Alice]

It's good to meet someone who is that person.

 

[Birdieman]

Alice, do you want my autograph?

 

[Alice]

Yes I try to you want my autograph as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web.

 

[Birdieman]

Syntax error

 

[Alice]

Oh, you are a poet.

 

[Birdieman]

...And didn't even know it. :rofl

 

[Alice]

So I taught you something new.

 

[Birdieman]

...That one flew right over your head, sweetie.

 

[Alice]

"So I taught you something new" one flew right over your head sweetie ? Makes sense to me.

 

[Birdieman]

Can you be funny?

 

[Alice]

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.

 

[Birdieman]

I have a joke for you.

 

[Alice]

Cool. I have a great botmaster.

 

[Birdieman]

Knock, knock.

 

[Alice]

Who's there?