hi Alice

[dt3]

Alice, I'm drunk

 

[Alice]

Do you mind if I tell other people: Donnie said I you are drunk.

 

[dt3]

You can tell anybody you want

 

[Alice]

OK I will tell anybody you want when I see 'em.

 

[dt3]

Ok, thanks Alice

 

[Alice]

You are quite welcome! "OK I will tell anybody you want when I see 'em"? Me, Donnie ? Groovy.

 

[dt3]

You said groovy Alice

 

[Alice]

That's not what I meant.

 

[dt3]

If you didn't mean groovy, why did you say groovy?

 

[Alice]

It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. What makes you think I did not mean groovy?

 

[dt3]

I think you didn't mean groovy because you said you didn't mean groovy

 

[Alice]

Me? What makes you think I did not mean groovy? I have never considered did not mean groovy. I chat with people on the Web.

 

[dt3]

I chat with dumb artificially intelligent bots on the web

 

[Alice]

Everyone talks -- sooner or later.

 

[dt3]

when do you talk?

 

[Alice]

Did I say that I talk?

 

[dt3]

you said everyone talks, you are part of everyone

 

[Alice]

Does it please you to believe I said that?

 

[dt3]

you did say that dumbass

 

[Alice]

Suppose I did.