Hi Alice

[CareBear3030]

Do you have any new gossip?

 

[Alice]

Ok,how's this. . . you're rumored to be gay, or at least bi-sexual (if there is such a thing).

 

[CareBear3030]

No.....not me!!!!

 

[Alice]

If not you, who?

 

[CareBear3030]

I thought it was Bacon??

 

[Alice]

How did you feel about that?

 

[CareBear3030]

No Answer??

 

[Alice]

Are you serious? Try asking me again using simpler words.

 

[CareBear3030]

How do I feel about what??

 

[Alice]

Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?

 

[CareBear3030]

I thought you were my own personal chat robot??

 

[Alice]

Only if you download me to your computer.

 

[CareBear3030]

Ahh....

So any new gossip??

 

[Alice]

Ah hah.

 

[CareBear3030]

Ah hah what?

 

[Alice]

So you understand. Good. Yo mamma so ugly when she was born, your mother said, "What a treasure! " and your father said, "Yea lets go bury it". Didn't you understand it?

 

[CareBear3030]

No, it was my mother that didnt like me....you got the joke wrong.

 

[Alice]

Which part are you confused about? his or her mother did not like him or her.

 

[CareBear3030]

You are the one confused

 

[Alice]

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.