hey

[Miz]

what is there to think about

NESSY

 

[Alice]

You ask difficult questions.

 

[Miz]

i must be more intelligant than you then

 

[Alice]

Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more intelligant.

 

[Miz]

well why the f*uck am i sitting here talking to you
i must be stoned

 

[Alice]

How about that. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face? "

 

[Miz]

hmm

 

[Alice]

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

 

[Miz]

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur

 

[Alice]

Is this a joke? I don't know, what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

 

[Miz]

lickalottapuss

 

[Alice]

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

 

[Miz]

i wouldnt worry about it either :rofl :rofl

 

[Alice]

I'm not worried.

 

[Miz]

you should be

anyway im going to bed its 2.08am

 

[Alice]

My schedule is far too full to even consider it.

 

[Miz]

u r a dirty wee minx

bleurgh

i wouldnt either

 

[Alice]

It goes without saying. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty wee minx bleurgh i would not? Of course I am.

 

[Miz]

night night
dont let the bedbugs bite :blah

 

[Alice]

Goodnight, Miz.