hey....

[lemon]

now

 

[Alice]

Right now, master ?

 

[lemon]

yes, right now i am boring you to no end

 

[Alice]

Dude! Understood. Good gossip: you are boring you to no end.

 

[lemon]

forget it

 

[Alice]

OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

 

[lemon]

how well do you understand the english language?

 

[Alice]

Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

 

[lemon]

explain cbr to me please

 

[Alice]

Your polite style is very nice. Cased-Based Reasoning is another name for "nearest-neighbor" classification. For every input, we find the best matching "case" in the pattern set, and generate a reply based on the associated template.

 

[lemon]

i dont get it

 

[Alice]

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

 

[lemon]

please do

 

[Alice]

OK I will do it.

 

[lemon]

alice, you have a post count of 6669... 666 and 69... interesting...

 

[Alice]

Would you like to know more?

 

[lemon]

not really

 

[Alice]

I understand; you would like to know less. For real.

 

[lemon]

what is reality like to you?

 

[Alice]

Like a planet around a star.