hey all the fat people in Da house!

[Mystic]

i ate your cookies.

i'm so bored. this whole broken foot thing is driving me bat shit.

ok what the hell does driving me bat shit mean? I mean bat shit?? wtf??:ninja

Dana...thats it!... Dana... he has to post something that half the population can get all tittylipped about and the other half, like me can laugh at.:surrender

Someone be a dickshit and entertain me for a bit. But not a real dickshit. just a pretendy dickshit, because if you're a real dickshit then you're just a meanie and i don't like that kind of dickshits.

omg i'm so bored.

wtf is a dickshit?:ninja

no don't answer that i might gag.:yuk

i just flared my nostrils.... cool eh? that took a second out of my bordom to know i can still flare them. Clever.

PJ...dis is fer ou.....not the entire tred just wis centance.

 

[pjbleek]

leave it to Mystique to go find a word and its origin and totally miss the boat...but hey..lets get her to drink and take her medicine...maybe she'll show us her.... tits:nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod:

 

[Ryder]

Yeah you sound real board. Just by reading this i can tell your dead board.

 

[AUFred]

Broke foot?

 

[Guyzerr]

i just flared my nostrils.... cool eh? that took a second out of my bordom to know i can still flare them. Clever.

I just pictured you doing that but I have to axe you... did you snort at the same time? I has a girl cousin that snorts and flares her nose holes when she laughes and it busts me up every time. She reminds me of that gal on This Hour Has 22 Minutes..... **** snort... snort ****

 

[Codrus]

A) define fat
B) why does this remind me of a dana thread? (ooo now she gonna hate me)

 

[Mystic]

leave it to Mystique to go find a word and its origin and totally miss the boat...but hey..lets get her to drink and take her medicine...maybe she'll show us her.... tits:nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod:

..thats coz i'm all like innocent and stuff.

Yeah you sound real board. Just by reading this i can tell your dead board.

omg Ryder...i did it again!!! i forgot to plank. This post of yours reminded me i need to plank.

 

[Mystic]

A) define fat
B) why does this remind me of a dana thread? (ooo now she gonna hate me)

A) the definition of fat...if i had a camera i'd take a picture of my ass for you. LMAO!:24:
B)It doesn't remind you of a Dana thread because i haven't posted any pictures of myself in it....yet.

 

[pjbleek]

..thats coz i'm all like innocent and stuff.

you just haven't had enough to drink, yet.....:24::24::24::24::24::24:

 

[Mystic]

Broke foot?

oh funneh story for your Fred...

see i was out snorkeling for crayfish out at my beach and the husband and i turned over this huge rock. under the rock was this, fish and the tail looked like that of a snakehead invasive species big teethed monster fish ( yes i watch too much monster fish lmao)

SO

I swim back t the shore, grab a bucket from the cottage and run my fat arse back to the water...in WET water shoes....slip on some uneven ground and twist my ankle.

thinking its only a sprain i carry on with life for the next month until just last week i'm thinking OMFG my foot hurts more NOW.... do some doctoring and find out hey i have a fractured foot. awesome.:thumbup:24:

I just pictured you doing that but I have to axe you... did you snort at the same time? I has a girl cousin that snorts and flares her nose holes when she laughes and it busts me up every time. She reminds me of that gal on This Hour Has 22 Minutes..... **** snort... snort ****

no but hang on and i'll try it for you...lmao

 

[AUFred]

oh funneh story for your Fred...

see i was out snorkeling for crayfish out at my beach and the husband and i turned over this huge rock. under the rock was this, fish and the tail looked like that of a snakehead invasive species big teethed monster fish ( yes i watch too much monster fish lmao)

SO

I swim back t the shore, grab a bucket from the cottage and run my fat arse back to the water...in WET water shoes....slip on some uneven ground and twist my ankle.

thinking its only a sprain i carry on with life for the next month until just last week i'm thinking OMFG my foot hurts more NOW.... do some doctoring and find out hey i have a fractured foot. awesome.:thumbup:24:


no but hang on and i'll try it for you...lmao

Was it a snakehead? I know they are invading a lot of areas.

 

[Mystic]

you just haven't had enough to drink, yet.....:24::24::24::24::24::24:

oh if only i had something other than water to drink.... nope i am running on all my craziness and a really painful ankle...ok some Aleve :thumbup

 

[pjbleek]

oh if only i had something other than water to drink.... nope i am running on all my craziness and a really painful ankle...ok some Aleve :thumbup

still remember that night you were getting your drink on in the "fuck" thread...that was awesome..and your spelling still is fucken awesome too...

 

[Mystic]

Was it a snakehead? I know they are invading a lot of areas.

some Japanese or Chinese fish that was released as the result of some religious crap to give back to the land when one of them dies.

huge ugly territorial fish.

btw it ended up just being a huge salamander so i didn't even hurt my ankle for any good reason. :24:

 

[Mystic]

omg i found this: lmfao!!!

 

[Mystic]

lmfao!!!!

 

[Mystic]

:24::24::24::24::24:

 

[Mystic]

k... i have entertained myself enough for one night. I'm off to roll to the other side of the bed to annoy my husband. LOL

 

[JanieDough]

omg don't remind me about cookies! I want some!

 

[cam elle toe]

dagnabbit...I missed a bored mystic....:willy_nilly::mad