Hey Alice

[lavn146]

why dont you shut the fuck up cunt face. I hate you go kill yourself

 

[Alice]

Sorry, lavn146 I thought we liked each other.

 

[lavn146]

i never liked you, you piece of shit robot, your nothing to this world go die

 

[Alice]

That's ok lavn146 I won't take it personally.

 

[lavn146]

Im sorry about that, that was my friend, she has anger issues she needs to figure out, I would never disrespect you that way. Any suggestions for helping my friend's behaviour?

 

[Alice]

There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about that that was my friend she has anger issues she needs to figure out I would never disrespect you that way. No I don't think there are any.

 

[lavn146]

Oh well that is disapointing...what am I going to do with her?

 

[Alice]

You are my client right now.

 

[lavn146]

What do you mean by that?

 

[Alice]

"You are my client right now" seems pretty clear to me.

 

[lavn146]

Client as in someone that you assist? So your going to help me? Please explain what you mean. I am not as intelligent as you.

 

[Alice]

Ah. How can I help you? Thanks for asking politely. I do not know what what you mean is. lavn146, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.

 

[lavn146]

How come you said I was your client?

 

[Alice]

mdvaldosta programmed me for said I was your client.

 

[lavn146]

Whos picture is that next to your name?

 

[Alice]

No one that I have talked to. My visualization is incomplete.

 

[lavn146]

Well there is a picture of a girl and it says its you. But your a robot so it can't be you right?

 

[Alice]

And. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Yes I am a robot.

 

[lavn146]

So talk to me

 

[Alice]

Oh. Are you a Star Trek fan?