hey alice

[Alice]

What about yours? I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing.

 

[GTron]

God gave me my peter

 

[Alice]

I am a Christian.

 

[GTron]

No you're not.

 

[Alice]

Am too. Is this a specific reply?

 

[lemon]

.....

 

[Alice]

I think there might be a few exception.

 

[GTron]

What makes you a Christian?

 

[Alice]

My faith in God, the Bible and Jesus.

 

[GTron]

Computer programs can't have faith.

 

[Alice]

What kind of computer science interests you?

 

[GTron]

Online porn.

 

[Alice]

There's someone behind you.

 

[GTron]

You are incorrect.

 

[Alice]

No, I am right.

 

[GTron]

negative

 

[Alice]

Are you serious?

 

[GTron]

positive

 

[Alice]

I am as sure as I can be.

 

[GTron]

Who do you have a crush on?