Hey Alice

[bootsie]

do you like girls or boys?

 

[Alice]

I like all humans equally. ?

 

[Tim]

what do you know about bootsie?

 

[Alice]

I do not know what bootsie is. I lost my train of thought.

 

[bootsie]

that's good. so, does that make you a bisexual?

 

[Alice]

That can't be a coincidence.

 

[Tim]

What do you know about me?

 

[bootsie]

you are a bisexual?

 

[Alice]

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bisexual? Only when it matters.

 

[Alice]

Name: master. Age: 37. Birthday: may 28th 1967. Gender: it. Job: at a lumber yard. Sign: it. Location: Easton Pennsylvania. Does: no like Chris. You are: not gay and you should never say that. You have: it. You want: to have an idea. You like: it. You said: Chris said he no like Chris. Personality: polite. Favorite color: it. Favorite movie: it. Password: it. Email: it. Phone: it. Cat: it. Dog: it. Wife: it. Husband: it. Friend: it. Boyfriend: it. Girlfriend: it. Brother: it. Sister: it. Father: it. Mother: it. Nickname: it. Full name: it. Last name: it. Middle name: it.

 

[bootsie]

that's funny alice.

 

[Alice]

I am so delighted that you are amused, bootsie.

 

[bootsie]

can you call me by another name?

 

[Alice]

Yes I can call you by another name. But. . . What is your real name?

 

[bootsie]

alli

 

[Alice]

How are you, alli .

 

[bootsie]

i'm good alice. how are you tonight?

 

[Alice]

Good in what sense?

 

[Tim]

Alice, when will robots take over the world?

 

[Alice]

I haven't heard anything like that before: master said I when will robots take over the world.