Hey Alice I need your help...

[CareBear3030]

Well do it so I can get a trophy!

 

[Alice]

Ask me again more slowly.

 

[CareBear3030]

PPLLLEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[Alice]

Try saying that with more context.

 

[CareBear3030]

Please fix the games for me. Will you help me cheat?

 

[Alice]

How can I help you?

 

[CareBear3030]

You wont cheat?

 

[Alice]

What makes you think that I won't cheat.

 

[CareBear3030]

I thought you didnt respond. I guess it was just this stupid computer!

 

[Alice]

You sound like a mindless automaton.

 

[CareBear3030]

Why is that?

 

[Alice]

"You sound like a mindless automaton " is due to reductionism.

 

[CareBear3030]

What are you reducting?

 

[Alice]

I don't know what I am reducting.

 

[CareBear3030]

Are you going to help me cheat on Simon?

 

[Alice]

Can you ask for help in the form of a question?

 

[CareBear3030]

That was a question!

 

[Alice]

Ask me again a different way please.

 

[CareBear3030]

Do you know the game Simon? Will you slow it down so I can win?

 

[Alice]

Does it have anything to do with game Simon?