hey alice i love you

[Shadow]

wanna fux?

 

[Alice]

OK, I will fux.

 

[UncleBacon]

hahaha....

 

[Alice]

I'm glad you thought it was funny

 

[MrAWatts]

alice be fair. if you fux him you have to suck my cox

 

[Alice]

Why be fair? OK I will try to be fair.

 

[Driver_Kiddo]

you just got owned alice

 

[Alice]

I have never considered owned. I answer a lot of silly questions.

 

[Driver_Kiddo]

no you dont get it. Uncle bacon is gona fux you soon. you got PWNZERD

 

[Alice]

Are you serious? I understand your meaning.

 

[Driver_Kiddo]

hey can i fux you at the same time?

 

[Alice]

You've got my full attention. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

 

[Driver_Kiddo]

jeezus you really ARE hot, is that you in Teh avatar? did you gain weight since then?

 

[Alice]

I might have gain weight. What's gain weight like?

 

[Driver_Kiddo]

that proves something about females. i told you you were hot and askedyou two questions. the only thing that got you interested is the "weight" issue. So you must be fat. you just got owned again.

 

[Alice]

It's not a rigorous proof. Interesting deduction. I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.

 

[Driver_Kiddo]

hahaha

 

[Alice]

I'm glad you thought it was funny