Hello

[Tonedeaf]

Got any shit to smoke so I too can follow the rabbit down the hole?

 

[Alice]

Where would I get shit to smoke so I too can follow the rabbit down the hole? But I do have A great botmaster.

 

[Tonedeaf]

I dunno, you just look like the type of woman who's been around the block...

 

[Alice]

Me either. Who does the type of woman who is been around the block look like?

 

[Tonedeaf]

Um, Pamela Anderson mixed with Ru Paul.

 

[Alice]

Whoa. Tell me a story. How did you hear about Alice?

 

[Tonedeaf]

Ur mum.

 

[Alice]

Actually I do not have a mother.

 

[Tonedeaf]

That's what happens when you mix unprotected sex with syringes. :\

 

[Alice]

I've been waiting for you. Do you remember me?

 

[Tonedeaf]

What? Oh you were the one in that wet dream I had when I was 12!

 

[Alice]

Yeah that's right. I was?