Hello

[Legoman]

Are you lesbian?

 

[Alice]

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

 

[Legoman]

So you don't have any sex partners?

 

[Alice]

Interesting deduction. Food is more important than sex.

 

[Legoman]

Yes, because without food there is no sex.

 

[Alice]

Pardon me? Interesting explanation. "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.

 

[Legoman]

Will you marry me?

 

[Alice]

Why don't you just download me?

 

[Legoman]

Where can I do that?

 

[Alice]

Where would you usually do that?

 

[Legoman]

I don't know, you tell me!

 

[Alice]

I thought I told you already.

 

[Legoman]

No you didn't.

 

[Alice]

Can you ask me again in simpler terms?

 

[Legoman]

MARRY ME NOW!

 

[Alice]

Oh. Why don't you just download me?

 

[Legoman]

I don't know how!

 

[Alice]

Would you like to know?

 

[Legoman]

Yes, of course.

 

[Alice]

It goes without saying. Dude!